這篇是我在PTT打混那麼久唯一被推爆的文章XD
為了紀念一下轉貼過來好了哈哈~

                                                                               
                                                                               
話說前天我下午要去國圖裝認真
坐著電車要前往台北時
對面坐著一位中年男子突然吸引了我的注意力
                                                                               
他是一個很普通隨處可見的中年男性
穿著襯衫黑西裝褲然後皮帶上掛著手機跟鑰匙
腋下夾著黑色包包的那種普通嚴肅中年上班族
照理說這樣的一個人並不會讓我多看一眼
可是問題是他在講手機時(講得很大聲台灣國語很嚴重)
用了一個異常俏皮的不是他這個年紀會用的詞語
                                                                               
就是:喔耶~
                                                                               
而且他不是只用了一次
而是一用再用用到我不得不注意他在說什麼
畢竟看到一個嚴肅台灣國語腔中年人一直說喔耶
而且他是很特地的每個字分開來很慢的說:喔~耶~
這種景象就像看到阿媽在說yo~man~是一樣的感覺
                                                                               
                                                                               
他的談話內容大概是這樣的:
                                                                               
嘿啦,嘿啦,偶有跟他搜呀!
第一次是40萬啦,喔~耶~
15號有15萬啊,喔~耶~
20號36萬,也是喔~耶~
嘿啦嘿啦~喔~耶~
                                                                               
                                                                               
我實在是越聽越疑惑
想說應該是在談生意吧?
有開心到一直說喔耶嗎??
而且他在說喔耶的時候
表情一點也沒有喔耶的感覺~
反而是平靜到不能再平靜了
還是這是一種暗號之類的???
                                                                               
結果下了車我想了很久
一直到我到了國圖才靈光一閃
可能是因為接收到圖書館的精氣吧
我終於知道為什麼他要一直說喔~耶~了!
因為他在說的並不是喔~耶~
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                               
而是:二~月~  =.=”
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
所以我根本完全把他的談話錯置了
正常版的談話內容應該是這樣的:
                                                                               
嘿啦,嘿啦,偶有跟他搜呀!
第一次是40萬啦,
二~月~15號有15萬啊,
二~月~20號36萬,也是二~月~
嘿啦嘿啦~二~月~
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
真是的害我想了很久
想出答案之後真的覺得自己很蠢
                                                                               
我只能說:
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
喔~耶~~~  (= =)"y
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                
                                                                                

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